xenu scientology jesus pedophile

After years of denial, it seems Scientology does actually believe that Jesus was a pedophile.

For those of you whose Christian toes I may have stepped on, let me take the opportunity to disabuse you of some lovely myths. For instance, the historic Jesus was not nearly the sainted figure has been made out to be. In addition to being a lover of young boys and men, he was given to uncontrollable bursts of temper and hatred that belied the general message of love, understanding and other typical Marcab PR. You have only to look at the history his teachings inspired to see where it all inevitably leads. It is historic fact and yet man still clings to the ideal, so deep and insidious is the biologic implanting.


8 Responses to "Xenu the Gossip"

  1. Matt Newton Matt Newton
    February 02, 2008

    Ha, that raises a lot of fun points about religion” –Matt Newton

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  2. Mai Mai
    February 03, 2008

    The art style is very appealing, but why isn’t Jesus black?

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  3. God God
    March 01, 2008

    He’s not black Mary was white, you know that. It’s just history.

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  4. Junaid Ahmed Junaid Ahmed
    March 27, 2008

    That was actually a little disturbing… my two cents

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  5. Harris Harris
    March 27, 2008

    I agree, but at least it has a background and it wasn’t my idea, I just drew it.

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  6. Future Eric Future Eric
    March 27, 2008

    Well its a bit more relevant and less random when you know that scientology has actually been calling Jesus a pedophile who has been known to give in to bursts of anger, lol

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  7. jesus christ jesus christ
    April 10, 2008

    i am a pedophile and love pumping freshies. suffer the children to me. i got a huge king bone for em too.

    Reply

  8. Harris Harris
    April 10, 2008

    Wow, I am honored to have such famous people visit the site.

    Reply

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