Comments on: 5 Things Teen Horror Movies Teach Us

By: The runner type

The runner type — Thu, 11 Aug 2011 23:59:02 +0000

in scary movies theres always the babysitters, youre the ones that are played with the most mostly because youre a female thats not in her natural element all alone and has childeren to watch over. word of advice wear comfy shoes, jeans, a sweater tie your fricken hair back, pocket knife. OH and charge youre damn cell phone. Meanwhile hide the kids some were totally noticable because if he was really gonna kill them that would have been long done and the easiest part. He wants you cupcake, oh and before i forget if you are athletic congrats youll probably survive. cheers

By: That-nameless-guy-of-indeterminate-race

That-nameless-guy-of-indeterminate-race — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 05:29:21 +0000

If you start the movie without a name (See: Guy from Galaxy Quest), you will die, the story will move on, and in the end when the bodies are displayed or the camera pans through all the graves, you will not be there. Essentially you were added in to give the movie that extra boost it needs to have an R rating, like dropping the F bomb at random, irrelevant times; I mean really, let’s be real – nobody takes a PG-13 movie seriously anymore.

Also, don’t bother running. Just stand there and take it, it will be over quickly and nobody’s going to remember you anyway.

By: The Panic Stricken White Girl

The Panic Stricken White Girl — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 03:59:09 +0000

How true are all of these..
Yet we have forgotten the token car scene..

Remember that if you are running away from the ‘killer’ or whatever it is that is after you, dont try to get into the car to escape because most likely situation is that you will either have; forgotten your keys or dropped them under the car and wont find them in time.
And if thats not it you will find that; the car will fail to start and even if you do get it started and think you are safe the killer will usually have found someway to get into the car and be waiting for you in the back seat!

By: will

will — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:59:32 +0000

WHAT! THATS DUMB THE BOYFRIEND SRIOSLY THINK FUCK

By: will

will — Thu, 02 Jul 2009 15:57:44 +0000

nice answer i think that if u think u saw something outside the house dont be stupid to go outside u never know so DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTT GO OUT SIDE