The crab is a worthy adversary. In Kindergarten, we had pet hermit crabs. The Japanese spider crab is the largest arthropod. Mr. Crabs on Spongebob Squarepants is a better character than any shrimp I can think of. Nevertheless, I never liked the taste of crab.
People who eat shellfish are criminals in the eyes of the Lord and should be imprisoned and flogged. Many children have probably died this way. What a sad shame – Jesus will be sending them directly to hell.
October 20, 2007
Have you tried spiders?
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October 20, 2007
Spiders are pretty good. Shrimp is making quite a claim here.
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November 01, 2007
i vote for crab
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November 01, 2007
The crab is a worthy adversary. In Kindergarten, we had pet hermit crabs. The Japanese spider crab is the largest arthropod. Mr. Crabs on Spongebob Squarepants is a better character than any shrimp I can think of. Nevertheless, I never liked the taste of crab.
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November 10, 2007
The only thing that makes shrimp better than spider is cocktail sauce. Without it, shrimp is weak and defenseless.
And a spider could totally beat up a shrimp.
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November 20, 2007
Lol, I think I’ll stick to shrimp…
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November 20, 2007
Or spider crabs. Mmmn….
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ROFL reply on December 30th, 2008:
thx for the good laugh there mate
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November 23, 2007
OMG! LMAO!
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February 18, 2008
People who eat shellfish are criminals in the eyes of the Lord and should be imprisoned and flogged. Many children have probably died this way. What a sad shame – Jesus will be sending them directly to hell.
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February 18, 2008
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
at its finest
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August 04, 2008
So shrimp is tasty blasphemy, eh? Now I love it more.
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