The crab is a worthy adversary. In Kindergarten, we had pet hermit crabs. The Japanese spider crab is the largest arthropod. Mr. Crabs on Spongebob Squarepants is a better character than any shrimp I can think of. Nevertheless, I never liked the taste of crab.
People who eat shellfish are criminals in the eyes of the Lord and should be imprisoned and flogged. Many children have probably died this way. What a sad shame - Jesus will be sending them directly to hell.
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add oneHave you tried spiders?
Oct 20th, 2007Spiders are pretty good. Shrimp is making quite a claim here.
Oct 20th, 2007i vote for crab
Nov 1st, 2007The crab is a worthy adversary. In Kindergarten, we had pet hermit crabs. The Japanese spider crab is the largest arthropod. Mr. Crabs on Spongebob Squarepants is a better character than any shrimp I can think of. Nevertheless, I never liked the taste of crab.
Nov 1st, 2007The only thing that makes shrimp better than spider is cocktail sauce. Without it, shrimp is weak and defenseless.
And a spider could totally beat up a shrimp.
Nov 10th, 2007Lol, I think I’ll stick to shrimp…
Nov 20th, 2007Or spider crabs. Mmmn….
Nov 20th, 2007OMG! LMAO!
Nov 23rd, 2007People who eat shellfish are criminals in the eyes of the Lord and should be imprisoned and flogged. Many children have probably died this way. What a sad shame - Jesus will be sending them directly to hell.
Feb 18th, 2008http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/
Feb 18th, 2008at its finest
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