Mario’s Eating Disorder

Harris @ February 6th, 2008 2 Comments


I’ll never understand why sometimes he’s willing to climb to the top of his cage to get a carrot, and other times he won’t move an inch unless the carrot is right in front of him. Lettuce is a whole other story.


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  1. Mallory

    6) When you are a cute girl, all alone, and you hear a creepy noise downstairs/in the basement/outside, don’t go look for what’s causing it. As it will be the serial killer/monster/other-horror-movie-cause-of-death.

    7) If someone else was dumb enough to go look for whatever caused the creepy noise, and they don’t come back, don’t go, one at a time, in search of them. What killed them will kill you too.

    8) Call the police, or your parents, and ask them to come save you. Every teenager in the world has a flipping mobile phone. Use it.

    9) Don’t baby-sit. Ever.

    Jul 1st, 2008

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