It’s amazing how sexy words can also be applied to a sickly fever. Unfortunately, I’m not using the words to describe sexy time, but rather, the state of my body due to my disease, virus, or infection.
It’s weird how sick can have such a positive connotation in our minds.
Look at that girl to the left. Don’t get too excited. That’s a good time? Really?
We use the word “sick” to describe an action so dangerous that only someone mentally ill would attempt it. Yet when they survive, it’s fine to appreciate the action.
People also use the word “sick” to describe something so obscene and gross that it must be linked to cool fun.
That model up there is on the floor next to what looks like vomit. That was a sick party. Beautiful people consumed enough poison to kill a pterodactyl. AWESOME. I bet some greasy guy got with a girl who had no interest in him, but thought his penis was a funnel. There are plenty of other ways to start conversations with girls and have fun. Maybe not girls that hot, but they have more personality. I swear. I offer some ideas of how to get girls by going after girls who like you, using pickup lines, and impressing girls with objects, skills, and confidence.
Of course, if none of those ideas are good enough for you, there’s always the funny t-shirt. I’ve gotten good comments on some of my fashion choices.
