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add one6) When you are a cute girl, all alone, and you hear a creepy noise downstairs/in the basement/outside, don’t go look for what’s causing it. As it will be the serial killer/monster/other-horror-movie-cause-of-death.
7) If someone else was dumb enough to go look for whatever caused the creepy noise, and they don’t come back, don’t go, one at a time, in search of them. What killed them will kill you too.
8) Call the police, or your parents, and ask them to come save you. Every teenager in the world has a flipping mobile phone. Use it.
9) Don’t baby-sit. Ever.
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