I am a poster child against drunk dialing. You think you are saying, "You're beautiful and we should go out tomorrow" and in reality you are saying, "I ham soooo horny and hi can bearly speak 'cause hi jus am sooo drunk and... oh babe can youse come over toos night an'... {long pause} snore."
Beer Belly and I need to start a club...I'm known for calling guys extremely intoxicated and just saying, "Honey...I'm horny...can you come *huge snore*" *Click*
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add oneI am a poster child against drunk dialing. You think you are saying, "You're beautiful and we should go out tomorrow" and in reality you are saying, "I ham soooo horny and hi can bearly speak 'cause hi jus am sooo drunk and... oh babe can youse come over toos night an'... {long pause} snore."
Beer Belly and I need to start a club...I'm known for calling guys extremely intoxicated and just saying, "Honey...I'm horny...can you come *huge snore*" *Click*
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