For dinner I had three hot dogs. Before calling 911 and sending an ambulance over to rape my wallet, let me clarify. They were pretty small hot dogs. Maybe low fat. I know I got low fat hot dogs at one point, but I didn't check the package.

Unfortunately, there was only one hot dog bun.

As everyone knows, hot dogs are fattening, cancerous, and a heart attack waiting to happen. But they also taste terrible without a hot dog bun.

The white bread in the house was moldy, since I hardly eat bread, but they sell those huge bags. So naturally I used hamburger buns, because a bun is a bun and bread is bread. It pretty much tastes the same.

I made this graphic to illustrate this:

I plan to make a comic with a joke related to this. Some ideas:

"Our buns look different, but they taste the same."

"It doesn't matter what I'm wearing, eat me."