Future Eric

• Cat Attack
• New iPod Accessories
• Airplane Logic
• What Teen Horror Movies Teach Us
• Pick up a girlfriend
• Dictionary Death
• Best Insurance Scam Ever
• Shrimp is great
• Man’s Best Friend…With Benefits?
• I thought I raised him right

• Token Serial Killer: I know there’s freedom of the press or whatever...
• Matt Newton: So shrimp is tasty blasphemy, eh? Now I love it more.
• John M. Santora: Dear Rowland Rambo (whatever the hell that means), Thank you...
• Jessie: So um.. I wish those tips was applicable to me but they arent :[
• Rowland Rambo: what a self-opinionated tool. Stick to the Sound of Music buddy
• Harris: Wow, I have the dumbest readers.

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