Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m extremely happy a liberal has finally been brought down by a scandal. I was getting scared for a bit. There hasn’t been a major liberal politician to fall to a scandal since old Billie with Lewinsky-gate. Why have conservatives been getting all the crap recently? I mean, how can [...]

Now, Mariah Carey or “Mimi” is attempting to try Janet’s failed “new body” technique for her new album “E=MC2” (a beyond clever title). She’s showing off her new figure on magazines, but I have to be honest I like a fatter Mariah.

I’m so glad John McCain won the Republican nomination for President. With all this talk about Hillary Clinton and Barrack Obama, I really thought that an old, white man would NOT be in The White House next year.

There my sweetie was, ready to pick me up, and lift me to new heights. Figuratively speaking, of course. It would be impossible for her to pick me up. Instead, I just stood on her head.